Well hello there new friend.
I see you've met uncle Iroh.
He seems fond of you. God knows why.
We've been waiting months for you to arrive.
Late is an understatement. But anyway… you're here now.
So please…
Join me on my walk.
I happen to be on the way to your business because I have a tiny inkling…
You're looking for low-hanging fruit you can pick in your business that will unlock a tidal wave of sales that grows month-over-month until you're making so much money that you either need to advertise less or… expand your team, fix supply issues and move
into a big office…
Am I close?
Please remain silent if I'm close to the mark…
…epic. Bloody knew it.
Well you're in the right place.
My first marketing client called me the "Orchard Boy" because I was hired to find the low-hanging in their business:
(I joined their team of two on May 15th when they were at $19,952 MRR. The above screenshot was taken 13 months later)
Anyway…
Enough playing around.
I think it's time I introduce myself…
My name is the Orchard Boy AKA Tatsuki Thomas and I grow online businesses with ads that convert strangers on the internet into long-term customers of your business
Here's me and my Japanese mother in some delectable fancy dress attire:
Now if you're wondering if there's even a tiny chance I may be the key that speeds up the growth in your business, here are…
A few things my friends don't know about me:
I've generated $100K+ in a clients Stripe account in as little as 36 minutes
Most of my clients have doubled, often tripled, their sales within the first year of hiring me
Past and present brands I've helped include Navexa (Australia’s #1 rated investment tracker, Morning Would (#1 non-stim energy supplement) and Tina Huang (1M+ tech YouTube channel)
Multiple mentors I’ve hired to teach me copywriting and marketing, have later hired me to grow their businesses
Ok that's quite enough.
As Brit, this self promotion talk is like eating gravel.
But alas…
You're still on this page and not clicking the button above to get on my emails list, so I must continue.
(The things we do to convince strangers to give us their details ehh...)
Here's what entrepreneurs who've had to put up with me online or offline say about me:
"Email players hat tip to Ronaldo Del Luca and Tatsuki Thomas for our new BerserkerMail ads."
Ben Settle
Regarded by many as the #1 email marketer in the world
"When you need anything regarding copywriting, you need to go with Tatsuki Thomas."
Virgil Brewster
Built an 8-figure coaching business
"Man, you're killing it."
Thom Benny
Agora-trained copywriter and co-founder of Navexa (my first marketing client)
"Shut up and feed me."
Momo
My mildly overweight cat
"This guy has helped me navigate a lot of copywriting things that I've been working on for my sales pages and just been absolutely excellent at calling out the tiny details that make a big difference in conversion rate.""
Alin Dragu
10+ years marketing @ F500 company, #1 bestselling author and vice-chairman of multi 7-fig paid ads agency
"What do you actually do for work?”
My mum
Founder of Tatsuki Thomas
"Where would I be right now without Tatsuki? I'd be lighting money on fire and sucking my thumb in the corner. If you're on the fence about working with Tatsuki, don't wait. Everyone else is going to give you big fluffy advice. Tatsuki works with you in the trenches, he knows the big picture strategy, he knows cold traffic.
Parker Worth
Email marketing expert educating an audience of 75,0000+ followers
You’ve got a gift with words (and sales). Could I grab your address. We would like to send you a thank you"
Harminder Toor
Co-Founder of 150K+ Prompt Entrepreneur Newsletter
"…the numbers speak for themselves in terms of the number of people on the waitlist, the number of conversions that we did and the number of people who signed up. It's much bigger than we've ever done in the past ."
Tina Huang
Tech and AI 1M+ YouTuber
"Your copy is just insane honestly"
Igor Kudryk
Founder of LearnApex after I helped him launch the #1 course in the Salesforce developer niche
"Tatsuki is the mind behind some of Money X’s biggest launches”
Charlie Bennet
Founder of lead gen agency Scalechain.io
"Hands down the best Meta ads help I've ever recieved."
Dylan Bridger
Email marketing consultant for 7 &
8-figure brands
One of the only people I trust when it comes to Meta ads
Dylan Ladd
Founder of Smartcopy
"Tat's newsletter is one of the few daily emails I read - and I don't read many. There's always a golden nugget I can apply to my brand and business."
Glenn Writes
DR email marketer
What about NuMbErs?
Most recent case studies include:
• Helping the best investment portfolio tracker in Australia grow from $19K MRR to hitting $100K months:
• Helping a supplement brand grow from $29K/mo to $98k/mo in 4 months (after that they sold out so we had to turn off a load of ads. We're back to growing now. Just hit first $150K month.):
• Doing a six-figure launch in 55 minutes for an online coach (the next launch did $100K+ in 36 minutes, but I don't have a pretty screenshot 😞):
Blah blah blah blah blah.
ARE YOU BORED YET?
I think it's time we now start talking about you.
How can I help you unlock revenue ASAP?
As I'm not taking on new clients at the moment, you have one option:
Join 2000+ business owners who read the sporadic emails I send to my list.
Enter your details below and look out for my next email:
(Last I checked, this beast ^^^ had $54M in client results and $3M in consulting sales)
(^^^ the 7-figure Agora-trained copywriter who hired me for his SaaS.)
(^^^ email list manager working with 7 and 8-figure ecom brands.)
You're still here?
What the hell are you doing all the way down here.
Go ahead and join the 2000+ other business owners on my email list already.
This is getting out of hand.
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